I have had a series of strange encounters of the weird kind. These are just two of many; let me share:

People Just Can’t Wait!
I went to the convenient store and happily searched around for the items I needed. Then I went to the front to pay for my things.

I had a bottle of water, pack of gum, and a small bag of Doritos. (Not too much) The lady scanned my stuff and put it in the bag, no problem right????

The guy who was next in line was dancing behind me. First I saw him on my left, then on my right. He was holding a small box of Bounce dryer sheets in the air. He was stuttering saying ehh ahh hha hhh….ť

He just could not wait two seconds for the women to hand me my bag. He was reaching over me trying to hand the cashier the Bounce. I wanted to shove my elbow in his belly.

She looked at me like she wanted to apologize for his rude behavior. I gave her a smile, sighed, took my bag and left.

I am not a violent person. In most cases I will avoid confrontation, but this guy was asking for it. I wanted to kick him in his obnoxious booty!!!! How rude can you be. I don’t care if his freshly washed underwear was in the dryer wrinkling!!!!!!! (Apparently they go straight up his bum anyway!)

I guess because I would never do that to someone, I automatically assume they won’t do it to me!!

Can we spell out rude..
R- Ridiculous Theories
U- Undesirable Personality
D- Damaging Verbiage
E- Ever in need of an Attitude Adjustment

What Vera Wangs Perfume Can Do!:
It was a morning like all others. I was on my way to work, so I stopped at the store to get my morning cup of coffee.

While minding my own business, I walked over to the coffee pots. On my way, a strange guy came around the bend. As he passed me, he took in a deep whiff/sniff, and whispered, “ahh, I love youť !!!!!!!! (I guess Vera Wang will do that to some guys.) {Lol}

{WHHHAAATTT, I screamed in my head, I did not just hear what I thought I heard. As I was pouring coffee into my cup, I was thinking of all the other things that could have sounded like I love you.

However, I did not come up with any real replacement (hmmmm)

He took such a deep whiff, I thought I would be skinless! Geez, I figured I would hurry up and do my coffee and get out of there. Well, as I went to the counter to put the sugar, I saw he was there . He was looking right at me. He had this weird look; a generic version of bedroom eyes.

I had to leave. I didn’t do my normal coffee routine of 6 sugars, Half & Half, and French Vanilla creamer. I threw 3 packets of sugar in with skim milk and left. I didn’t even stir it {Grrr} (You know where this coffee ended up in the trash)

Maybe I should have been flattered, but maybe not. It is not normal to be so aggressive about relaying a compliment. It is almost rude, a bit intimidating. Gosh, I could not get out of there fast enough.

Lucid’s Thoughts:
I must have a sign that says all strange people welcome!!! If you happen to see it, please take it off. Thanks!!!

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